I did not go to college at all, having not finished high school, due to I killed a man.

I know it's the New Yorker so it's hardly underground, but my friend Jason gave this to me yesterday and I laughed until I almost peed myself. Which would have been a disaster right before my 2:00 Tech Writing class.

Keep in mind this is was written well before Sarah Palin's latest interview with Katie Couric. I'm almost tempted to say that all of us would come across like that if we were transcribed while, you know, actually talking. But no. Sarah Palin is actually that vapid.